Jayem Central

Super Mario 64: DD Music: Main Theme

2011-11-23T13:29:00.000-08:00

Originally uploaded September 23, 2011 - Youtube

Sorry for being late with SM64DD and uploading random lols.
I can see my levels aren't the best around, but if they look good in your eyes, I thank you. New updates will be uploaded eventually so just please be patient.
semi-colon three.

Yeah... that sums it all about up XD
-Jayem

Revamp, Reruns, and Return... and maybe Retro.

2011-11-18T20:08:00.000-08:00

Uh, wow. How long has it been since I've made a REAL return? I made my last post like a year (about to be two) ago, completely lost track of Funkeys, and um... well... yeah...

So from what I've learned from what's been happening;

The server hosts for funkeys are back up and running.
Funkeys are still not back in stores.
Ptep likes the fake add on "ness"
Skylanders is basically ripping off Funkeys, well not really, but sorta... technically... moving on
The last memory I've had about Blogger was about 2 years ago.
FFM loves her some Pocket Mon
Neos reviews stuff

And that's basically it, right? Am I missing anything?
http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif
Well let's see. Now for my updates. Hmm... Oh, Anyone wanna battle/trade online on Pokemon Black/White? (I got Black) My friend code is: 1463-6884-4877 Name: Jairo
I caught the Pokerus a while ago if anyone wants to get their hands on it let's set up a trade, or we can simply battle. 1 on 1, 2 on 2, 3 on 3, rotation whatever.

Member my SM64 hack? It's still going... somewhat. On my Youtube account I show updates... although very, very... VERY rarely. You can check out the playlist full of videos about it (all of which are VERY outdated)
Meh Channel

My site however has all the real updates and is updated more frequently.
Bandit Productions (soon to be renamed)

Well, yeah. I guess I kinda wanna be on here, but at the same time don't... might change a few things if I do end up staying...

Hi all

2010-06-30T14:53:00.000-07:00

Hey, its me. Nobody's posted in a long time, so i haven't either. Well since i have been gone i have made my 4 SM64 hacks way better, you should expect a download link in a few weeks. I got into the video game "Elite Beat Agents". Oh and i also kinda got hooked onto Dragon Cave a while back, so if you could click this link and click my dragons and eggs , and eggs, you know... that would be nice :s. Anyway.... i guess thats it. Bye.

Stuff

2010-03-10T20:06:00.000-08:00

um...hi. dunno what i want to say. hmmm.... :\ well i got the lucky multiplayer pack at the 99 cents store today, i got into " Gogos crazy bones", its sorta a replacment for funkeys, well...thats it. bye :)

Snake Oiler Tribe Complete

2010-03-06T12:51:00.000-08:00

so um...ya, what the title says. i totaly didnt realize that my snake oiler tribe was well, finished.

heh, heh, the cool thing is, i got all 3 from the 99 cents store :P well heres a pic.

ya, they look like there all going like, "all ya, were Uber pro"

so um...ya, well. okay then.oh and if you cant tell the difference between the commen and rare S.O.'s, the commens just normal, and the rare is the same thing exept its all shiy with glitter :P

and if you cant see the very rare oiler is smileying...MANILEICLY!...ya.

okay, see you later'z.

Licky Licky!!!: Commen Dot!

2010-02-10T19:00:00.000-08:00

well see, this night i was licking my commen bones(i have 2) and it turn to very rare stitch(got the game) and then rare tiki, as you all know.But when i was checking to see if it would do any other funkey, it turned to commen Dot! But it was for like, 1 second only :( But how awsome right!?!?!?!??!

Banjo-Through the years

2010-02-03T15:28:00.000-08:00

The Banjo-Kazooie games have been through alot lately.
For instance, if Nintendo didnt sell Rare Ware to Microsoft in 02, they could of been in Super Smash Bros. Melee, and possibly Brawl, S.S.B.M. was made in 01, but they were still arguing on who would keep banjo.and since Banjo-kazooie went to microsoft, it took Microsoft around 8 to 10 years just to make a Banjo-Threeie, or now known as Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts, which was supposed to be a platformer, but changed to a driving game, there still is platforming, but most of the game is driving and making vehicles. the game was okay, but i really wanted to see a true succsessor to Banjo-Tooie, not like thoughs crudy spin-offs for the gameboy advance.

Plus (no body saw this coming) but remember Sega Allstar Tennis? well their making a sequel called Sega Allstar Racing, it will be for 4 consels, ds, wii, 360, and ps3. Each consle will have an exclusive character: such as the Wii having Miis playible much like mario kart wii, 360 will have the xbox avatars and, get this, Banjo-Kazooie as playible characters. Banjo-Kazooie and Sonic in the same game!?!?!?!?Its the same reaction people got with Mario and Sonic at the Olimpic Games. Now, dont get me wrong, im shocked, but in a sort off good way to see B-K in the game, .....but really?

Anyway, lets look at Banjo-Kazooie , one of my personal best games ever. (and i didnt find out about b-k by emulation and roms to play n64 on computer, i actully got it when it came out in 1996)

Game: Banjo-Kazooie
platform: N64
genre: Platformer
Year relesed: 1996
Rating: E

When this game came out, people were all like "Eh, its just another Mario 64 rippoff"
and you know what?....it basicly was. But it was much more fun with comic mischiff, bigger worlds, witty humor, and much more. they basicly grabed mario 64 and slaped Gabriel Iglesias's face all over it.

Game: Banjo-Tooie
platform: N64
genre: platformer/sequel
Year relesed: 2000
rating: E

Video game creators must note that Banjo-Tooie was the PERFECT example of a sequel.
It still contained the witty humor of B-K plus The famous Stop 'n' Swop that gamers are still trying to figure out!

Game: Banjo-Kazooie:Grunty's Revenge
platform: Gameboy Advance
genre: platform/spin-off
Year relesed: 2003
rating: E

Taking place between Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie, Grunty comes back in time to steal
Kazooie so that Banjo and Kazooie have never met. Having to stop This, Mumbo sends Banjo back in time to rescue Kazooie(your withought kazooie for only the beggining of the game)

Game: Banjo-Pilot
platform: Gameboy Advance
genre: Racing/spin-off
Year relesed: 2005
rating: E

There is no story line to this game, but it is assumed that cheatos pages have been stolen, and banjo and pals have to find them.

game: Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts
platform: Xbox 360
genre: driving/prequel
year relesed: 2008
Rating: E10 and up

after waiting a decade for a new banjo game, not some crumby spin-off, but a true new one, gamers were shocked to see the game they fell in love with, so drasticly changed. Just by looking at the tital, Nuts and bolts, you can tell its about plain building vehicles. even the graphics are different because they look all square-ish. But over-all, its still a good game.

well there is still 2 games banjo appeard in, "diddy kong racing" as a playible character, and the upcoming "sonic and sega: all-star racing" as exlusive characters to the xbox 360 version.
at the end of nuts and bolts, it is hinted of a new game....i just dont want to wast another ten years waiting for it.

Mudkip

2010-02-01T21:06:00.000-08:00

i saw that candy bar got some adoptible funkey pets and other kinds at rebsings funkey site funkey planet. so i got me some! :p click on them whenever you visit for it to level up please, thanks.

Inside Master Loxs Lair: Secrets Behind U.B. Funkeys part 2

2010-01-31T16:58:00.000-08:00

The Bandit Marsh and Tachs voice

Well today i was looking up some stuff about Bandit, then i found a video of a guy who claimed to
have gotten a rare Bandit from Kmart. In the comment section he said,
"you need to update it and its place is in funkeys town and its called "bandit marsh". sorry i should have gone there. " I know hes faking about having bandit, but the Bandit Marsh?, sounds like the real deal. I dont know where he could of gotten the idea for the name Bandit Marsh.
Well something else im saying today is the Tach funkeys voice, you know, when you click on a funkey they say something as well as a sound-thats there voice. See i was looking through the proggraming files in funkeys and i came across his sound, its under UB funkeys/radica games/soundfx/tach. it sounds like drift, but much longer and more car screeching like.
well thats it today, see you.

Inside Master Lox's Lair: Secrets in U.B. Funkeys part 1

2010-01-28T19:57:00.000-08:00

i decided to do a new series like my "Tops" called "Inside Master Lox's Lair: Secrets in U.B. Funkeys". Basiclly i just tell secrets i have found in or about the game.

Part 1: Fun*Keys: "U.B. Funkeys beta version"

Origanlly, ub funkeys was call "fun-keys" as in keys, that are fun the keys would be the funkeys to open up more of the game. the meaning is still used in the current name "Funkeys".
The game looked flat and 2-d. the character didnt really move, so much as to really swich locations.The starter was going to have any 2 funkeys, such as rare xener and commen vroom, very rare lotus and rare sprout, etc. UB had no "f" logo on his stomich, like he does today.
This is a theory, but the game probelly didnt have a story line yet, but it did have the basic idea of playing games. You could of still shown off your crib, but not like it allowed us to do in the "Dream States" update were friends can come over. It was possible that UB could have been a funkey to collect as well, and have his own gameroom aswell game. The idea came when "Radica" asked "Mattle" to create a virtual world to compete with other ones such as "World of Warcraft". Then they had the idea of not just a fun world for kids, but aswell as collectible "cute" little creatures to play as the players in-game avatar. This idea was quickly made and Fun*keys was made. later on they ditched the name and called it U.(as in you)B.(as in be) funkeys(as in funkey) or You be funkey! you would mean the player, YOU. be as in being, and funkey is what you are being.U.B. funkeys was then made!

Next time im talking about in game secrets, so look out for the post coming soon!

The End?

2010-01-10T11:17:00.000-08:00

well im posting from my dsi because my computer crashed a few days ago.
theres been alot of talk about funkeys-end of their rain. i was thinking all this time it will last, alot, longer than this. imean, there are still 2 broken portels left plus dc heros and rumorse of new funkey fight funkeys. in a way it kinda makes sence since in paradox green you find out about dr. tikers secret, that would autully be a good ending to most games, but you still havent stoped master lox. will there ever be a come back to see if they sell? then again, they did have alot of erors. like the game slowing down, the gliches with raj, very rare dot, commen boggle, etc. hell i finally got a key stone like 3 days my computer crashed! they still need the unrealeased funkeys.

sigh, i was really hoping to walk around funkeys town as dali or joker. oh well.see you.

Super Mario 64 DD: "The Leaf Cap"

2010-01-06T15:55:00.000-08:00

a new item imported into my mario64 hack, the leaf cap. the leaf cap will reaplace the wing cap and have the same efect as it from the real sm64. the leaf cap was inspired by the leaf item in mario bros 3, wich if touched, will turn mario into a racoon and will let you fly whenever! now for some pics!

the leaf cap box

the leaf cap

mario souring to the sky!

well thats it for now. i guess ill be seeing you.

new "Shrek 4ever After" teaser trailer!

2010-01-05T18:08:00.000-08:00

this is a little old, but there now is going to be a 4th and final shrek movie!(originally 5 movies were planned, but got scraped) i decided to look it up on youtube and this is what i found...

Shrek 4ever After Trailer:

cool huh? cant wait. (lol, puss looks cool)

10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..and....1!!! well not really.

2009-12-31T18:18:00.000-08:00

its the new year in about another 6 hours since ive posted this, and im just gonna say that i hope you all finished you 2009 new year resolutions! i have for sure. and in this whole year ive been introduced to blogger. let me tell you how it started. i was looking up for some cheats for funkeys when i found a site with blogspot in the url. i took the cheats from that blog. then i tried looking up dc hero funkeys, and it was on a blog. and a long week later, i decided to make my own, and thus, funkeys master/jairo m. (as in me:D) was born...even though jairo is my real name...and m stands for my last name. thats why i stopped calling myself funkeys master whenerver i commented. well happy new year!(p.s. go to rom chat at 10:00pm tonight for a surprise ;D) i hope this will be..." Funkey New Year"tm. for all of you!!!

Posting From My D.S.I.!!

2009-12-30T20:25:00.000-08:00

yes its true! as im publishing this, im writing from my dsi that i got for christmas!!! its kinda hard to post though because my dsi wont let me text with the buttons, instead i have to use the pen and click on small little tappible buttons on the bottom screen, like im doing now. i also wanted to say that the reason im posting this is because my older brother is hogging our computer.
one bad side though is i cant continue on my mario64 hacks from here, i also cant play funkeys on this dsi. well thats all i wanted to say. see you guys.

What i got for Christmas!!!

2009-12-25T21:21:00.000-08:00

today(christmas) i got 3 chat packs(holler+gabby+rom, i already have rewind) some new cloths(yippy!) $20 bucks, and a nintendo dsi! a christmas gift you all can give to me is a hint, how do i get the chats into my crib? i did it once with my rewind, but my file got erased a while back, and i dont now how i did it. someone please tell me how to get chats into my game room! so merry christmas!, and a funkey new year!

Merry Christmas!

2009-12-24T13:08:00.000-08:00

i know im a day early(christmas eve to be exact) but im going to be gon all day tomorro so i might as well say it now! dont be a scroogy grinch this christmas! family, food, friends, and gifts!
so before i go, here is my christmas present to all of you! a complete downloadeble version of my "Super Mario 64 DD" hack!

download link:http://http://rapidshare.com/files/325477749/Super_Mario_64_DD_v.29_U_____.z64.html

so a merry christmas!, and a happy new year!

my early christmas present!

2009-12-11T16:32:00.000-08:00

today i went to Kmart and i got a Vlurp! they were having a sell, it was $5.00! (i doesnt seem like a sell, but in the kmart i go to, funkeys uselly cosst up to $8.00!) anyway, here is a pic.

and awhile back i said i got a mulch, then 1 day later a yang(yang was the last funkey Wal-mart ever had!) so to proove i got them, here is another picture of Yang, and Mulch.

And so there, oh and as you can tell, i Christmas-afied my blog. all i need is my "Holly Jolly Christmas Playlist". see you laters!

Jairo m.'s top twelve Annoying Video Game Characters Part 1

2009-12-01T21:05:00.000-08:00

remember how a while back i made a post of top.. 6 was it?, v.g. secrets, well now im making a #2 off that and making... my top 12 annoying vg characters! starting with...

#12: Blinky

Yes, Blinky. You may be asking yourself, "why just blinky? why not the other ghost?" well its because...hes their leader! they may have been one reasin why you could win the game, but the ghosts are just...GOD!

#11: Navi

From Orcarina of time, Navi would constently give you hints on the level you are on, and possibly, You Allready Knew Them! thats why she's so annoying, heck sometimes maby if she was giving you a hint and you get distracted by her, you'ld probelly die!

#10: The Fairy Panther King

The reason this guys so, well, ya, is because he constanly go's throught the game in cutscenes in Conkers bad fur day, saying hes gonna get you, when hes not even the final boss! you dont even know the king until you meat him in the final fight, you dont even know hes after you! and hes not even around to see you get your butt wooped by alien, who comes out of the kings body killing him! and maby the worst part is, he doesnt even know he had alien in him.

#9: Grunt

if you played any Halo games, then you should know grunts will be on my list. half of the game they are asleep, they start to cry and run away when you kill their leader, they do talk bad about you like they are all big and tough, but when something happens, they'll even beg you to not kill them!

#8: Nightmare

Well nightmare is here from the soul calibure series becauses his stats are way to high and is very hard to beat with certin characters.

#7: Henchmen

Avilesly the henchman are in this list, they follow you around funkeystown and just, you know, steel your coins!

#6: Big the Cat

I dont get how Bigs annoying(i dont play that mutch sonic games, i dont own any but 2 or 3.)

But friends of mine say he is...so.................................................

well this post is taking forever so im putting it into 2 parts, look at part 2 coming soon.

Super Luigi Land!

2009-11-15T10:54:00.001-08:00

like i said, ive been taken a bream from Super Mario 64 DD and start on the other one, Super Luigi Land. Here is the Beta box art

and here are some pictures of some of the levels that are finished.

Snowflake River

Buzza's Hive

and

Desert Oasis

This isnt all i have done, there is still alot more im finished with. The first Beta realese will be in beta stage 0.5.

Happy Veterans Day!

2009-11-11T09:17:00.000-08:00

Its kinda been awhile since i posted. Its time to thank all those who gave their lives for us!

Happy late....Hallween!

2009-11-02T17:09:00.000-08:00

Sorry, i know im late for halloween, but still! the reason is because they cut off my electricity and after we payed off the bill, they cut our cable! so i had no internet!
but in the time ive been gone i got a mulch!, on friday! and just yesterday i got a common, normal, whatever you wana call it, yang! ill post the pics later.

other hack

2009-10-21T12:57:00.001-07:00

Well ive been working on my hack for some time now, and its getting pretty boring, its going to be realesed soon though, but im think im gonna' put it aside of my work so i can start on my other hack iv been thinking about, "Super Luigi Land", just like the old game "Super Mario World". I'll post when "Super Mario 64 DD" is finished and able to download. The thing is, its getting alot of bugs such as trees not having enough textures, or bad guys for some reason running off the edge. Well all i can say is, DD will be finished before the end of 09.

Note:this part was added 11-2-09.
And creadit to candy bar for the pumpkin funkey in my halloween logo.

The Halloween Times Among Us!

2009-10-13T14:34:00.000-07:00

Well the halloween season is among us and Halloween itself is among us! So to get into the season, i revamped my blog to get into halloween colors, my playlist has been totally revamped into my haunted playlist with ghostly music! Ive spent most of my time fixing up the "Toads Tool Universtiy" level in my mario 64 dd hack(which is yes, the haunted level in the game).My header has been changed to have funkeys in front of the "Mad Monster Mansion" level in "Banjo-Kazooie". Well i guess I can just as well show some pics of "Toad Stool University".

Music Room.

Locker Room

Hallway

Sighn

And thats pretty much all left to tell, bye!

Super Mario 64 DD - New Hack - Skeeter Bay

2009-09-30T19:41:00.000-07:00

Well its not really a new hacked level, its just the name. instead of "Sushis Water", it is now called "Skeeter Bay", based off of the Skeeter creatures in the game. here are some pics:

And well thats it for now, see you later-s.

Super Mario 64 DD new item

2009-09-23T14:55:00.000-07:00

in my hack ive replaced the metal cap with an ice Cap!

***************WARNING!!! SPOILERS AHEAD!!!*****************

first, here is how it looks like.

and just hit the block...

the ice cap will pop out, touch it and...

YOU TURN INTO SOLID ICE! it also turns you invincible for a short amount of time.

Spoilers end here.
next time, ill show you the "Feather Cap"!

jairo m's: Unsolved Mystery's... n video games

2009-09-21T17:53:00.000-07:00

Throught video gaming history there have been nummoris mysterys in video games. i am here to say and tell, these mysterys so that maby you can figure them out yourself.

NUMBER 1: "MISSINGNO"

Missingno is a pokemon glitch, hack etc. its bassicly a pokemon, but when not there. ive never seen it before, but my freinds have and showed me theres. it is rumerd if you catch it, you'll have a chance of getting all you pokemon the poke-virus ( a certin stat that a pokemon gets that boost all its stats. it is very very very very, VERY unlikely that a pokemon would have it onece caught.) that, or your game will turn off forever. so if you take the risk.... nice nowing your copy!

NUMBER 2: " L IS REAL 2401"

Luigi once and still is being said to be in super mario 64. ever since they saw the words on the
star relic in the castle cort yard. they said that "the legend of zelda ocarina of time" had a link to

"l is real". the reason why it is called l is real is because the words on the relic look like they say, well, "l is real". hackers all over the world tried finding luigi, all faild. the picture of luigi you see is just a hack. its not real.

NUMBER 3: " MYSTERIES CLEANING STATION"

in the lapputa station portal in funkeys. have you ever noticed the rocket near
"Room de Vroom"? the top part is glowing white like a cleaning station, but it isnt. so, why does it glow white?

NUMBER 4: "PURPLE PRIZES!"

Just like "L is Real" in super mario 64, purple prizes was claiming there to be Waluigi in super mario 64 ds. people, gamers and hackers, all tried acsecing Waluigi, but they all faild. In a turn of events it turns out purple prizes was a fraud. So does this mean peace will finally return to Super mario 64 about special Extra?

NUMBER 5: "THE BIG BUTTON"

We all know and well the big button in "Laputta Station" and "Nightmare Rift". there are many rumares on what it does. my is theory is that it controlls the water tide on "Funkiki" near the Sol's gameroom.

AND LASTLEY....

NUMBER 6: "STOP N SWOP"

Possibly the most game Mystery of all time!, stop n swop had players playing and playing banjo kazooie for years! At the end of banjo kazooie, mumbo jumbo tells banjo and kazooie that the will be in another game (banjo-tooie) and he shows them hidden content not found in the game. In addition, These items(stop n swop) would be pausing the game, take out banjo kazooie and swopping in banjo tooie with the nintendo 64 still on!, thus putting the stop n swop items to banjo tooie. But when tried, it eather crashed their games or nintendo 64s.Nobody could get the items, and onece gotten, how would they swop them to B.T.? It was litterly the biggest video game mystery, nobody knew how to do it! People also saw what looks like and IS information to "Stop 'N' Swop" in the very bad, very very bad game, "Grabbed by the ghoulies", wich was also made by RareWare.

People didnt know how to stop n swop that they even resorted to hacking!

It wasnt until some video game nerds found "in game cheat codes" that actully gave you 6 eggs and an ice key! Then once gotten, nobody knew what to do with them. People actully went on as to making there own theorys. But some people know how, but cant(like me!) in a turn of events, people think that RareWare made the thing up just so people would buy the sequel! But now on the XBox live arcade downloadible version of banjo kazooie and tooie comes with fully functional Stop n Swop! but its not how origanally planned. And hey!, there is another banjo game coming soon!

Well those were my top 6 Video game Mysterys, hopefully the answers we are looking for will come soon...

super mario 64 dd! beta 14 finished!... but unavalible.

2009-09-13T17:46:00.000-07:00

yes! i finally found a name for my hack! i am naming it after the droped nintendo game, "super mario 64 dd" the direct sequel to "super mario 64", but nintendo dropt the idea since it was for the n64 dd, a nintendo consel that never made it to the u.s.

anyway, beta version 14 is finished! but like it also says, its not public availible. the reason is top secret, so i wont tell you why its not public. but i can tell you its looking great! here is a level list of the game.
====WARNING!!! SPOILERS AHEAD! if you do not want to see the names of the wonderfull levels ahead, please do not read until you see "spoilers end here."====================

1/name: Bob-omb vally- type:grass-boss?:yes

2/name:Wild Whomps World-type:castle-boss?:yes

3/name:Eelee's Harbor-type:water-boss?:yes

4/name:Everfrost Peak-type:snow-boss?:no

5/name:Toadstool University-type:haunted-boss?:yes

Bowser in the Cavern-type:Bowser fight 1-boss?:yes

6/Firey Flash!-type:fire-boss?:yes

7/Shy Guy's Toy Box-type:maze-boss?:no

8/King Koopatunga's Pyramid-type:desert-boss?:yes

9/Bowser's Sub Station-type:water-boss?:no

Bowsers Fire Pit!-type:bowser fight 2-boss?:yes

10/Sushi's Playground-type:water & castle-boss?:no

11/Mount Fire Eyes-type:fire & mountin-boss?:no

12/Freezezey Snowland-type:snow-boss?:no

13/Pirahna Plant Pick-type:grass-boss?:yes

14/Koopa Clock Workshop-type:castle-boss?:no

15/Arship Fortress-type:sky-boss?:no

Bowser's Dark Sky!-type:Bowser fight 3-boss?:yes

I shouldnt really be doing this, but its my hack, and im the only one working on it, so for a limited time, here is a list of levels that never made it into the game. in other words. these are levels that i thought about, made desighns for, but could not fit in the game.

*************************** Unfinished Beta levels:*************************

Monty Moles Hole-type:maze

Aqua Fortress-type: water

Snowflake Mountin-type:snow

Shibbret Island-type:water

Inside the Fishbowl-type:water

Peach's Garden-type:grass

Delfino Hills-type:castle & water

Boo's Freak Show!-type:haunted

Dry Guy valley-type:desert

Castle in the Sky-type:castle & sky

Necky's Nest-type:mountin
=====Spoilers end here.==============================================

And well, those were the levels that never made it into the hack. Note! i am going to erase the levels that never made it into the hack! so if you want to remember them, please copy them down now.

Also, if i forgot to mention, Luigi has now been taken out of the game.
see you laters.

who is Onewa81 ?

2009-09-05T14:51:00.000-07:00

we all know Onewa80, good blogger, and to some, a good friend. but su-pp-ose-ubly he now has some some advanced opposite named Onewa81 and candybar said he whants to steal his soul? O_0......weired. any-jaways, eather this is some goth, a freak who has no life, someone messing with candybar, candybar and Onewa80 joking with us (likely), or all of you are toying with me(less likely). oh well, its none of my buissnes anyway.

my costum funkey, "Drix" and new E4 pics of mario pc(working tital)

2009-07-17T19:02:00.000-07:00

here is some pictures of my costome made funkey made of clay, his name is drix.

fun! i only made the front. his sides and back are just wight, so dont ask for them.

and heres a picture of beta version 5.2 of mario pc(working tital......yes i have to say working tital all the time, still dont have a name.)

"shy guys toy box".

oh and by now , luigi has been removed from the game. whelp thats all i had to say.

boring...boring....what else is new?

2009-07-15T19:54:00.000-07:00

ya ya, i know what your going to say, "how can it be boring with paradox green???" well i cant go withought eather a p.g. funkey, or a portal jammer. i cant get a p.g. funkey because..there not out yet. and i cant get a portal jammer because my familys in debt!(one reason why i dont have an updated computer and a wii, and a 360, and a ps3 etc.) funkeys most likely wont update for another ba-million years. and like the tital says its always boring. allwell, thats the one of the biggist reason why im makeing the hack. all well. see you later.

mario pc (working tital) version 0.5 now availible for download!

2009-07-15T15:32:00.000-07:00

jup' its now finished!....well this part anyway. i probally wont be finished with the whole game until version 0.30, or something.
the new things in this version are updated versions in the already hacked levels: the "Shy Guys Toy Box" level is now availible. new textures. and new text manigment!
link:http://http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?vmm1fnm0bjy! hope you like this version, v.6 will have many more updates. and i hope you can go to the link this time, i think i fixed it, i mean it works for me.

Super Mario 64: pc(working tital) version 0.4 now up for download!

2009-07-12T14:07:00.000-07:00

ya ya, i know i said download at 0.5, but, ya know. any way, in this beta stage, only a few things have been modifide. like 4, 3, or 5 levels are beta staged. anyone who has problems with this game please conntact me via a comment. note!::::::: you will need an M64ROMEXTENDER1.3b
and ppf-o-matic3. you can get them atleast by google-ing it.

directions: first of, download the hack at this sight http://www.mediafire.com. once downloaded, go to M64ROMEXTENDER1.3b, then open your real copy of mario 64. once complete, you will have 2 mario 64's, the originall, and the extended one. then open ppf-o-matic3, After the program opens, click the diskette icon on the right, next to the box that says "ISO File". Now you will open your extended Mario 64 ROM.Now next to the box that says "Patch", click the diskette icon and open my file titled "Super Mario 64 sanity stars beta (e) [!].ppf. after, click the apply box that has the check mark. something might pop out, exit it. now exit the ppf-o-matic. And now you doen!:D open the emulater that you use (i use project 64.) then play my hack! remember, its only version 0.4, not that much has been changed.

GREATIST HACK OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWA HA HA HA!!!

2009-07-04T20:38:00.000-07:00

today i went on youtube, just looking for some funkey hacks when i see rebsingh ub funkey hack videos! so i go to the first one that caught my attention, how to get 100,000,000 coins in 7-15 minutes!(its less minutes actully, not even minutes, just like 56 seconds) ill make a video showing how to do it later. heh heh, i can see and here people illigally using fireworks outside my window. so happy 4th!...again!

happy 4th of July!

2009-07-04T13:49:00.000-07:00

yaaaaaaaaay! todays 4th'! but almost every 4th of july we watch the fire works with some relitives at my house because they shoot the fire works at the park, and i live like 2 secondes away from it. so i usally climb atop of my house and whatch them from up there. any way, they band fire works from desert hot springs (where i live) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! oh well. we have to watch them at my cousins house. its all right though. well heres a banner i made like a few minutes ago!

yay! so happy 4th of july from you's truly!,...Jairo M.!

OTHER TINKER FUNKEYS?!?!?

2009-06-30T20:06:00.000-07:00

LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND IN THE UPDATE UNDER UPDATE MISC PICTURES....

is this the mayer for paradox green? or just a tinker funkey? or a relitive of tinker?

heres another pic that im willing to post.

it apears that eather ub told him about what happend, or his telling ub that he is tinker.... OR MABY MY PREDICTION OF A CLONE TINKER WAS RIGHT?!?!?!?!?! (i dout it)

well thats it for now, see yous later'z.

NO WAY MAN!!!!! AWSOME!!!

2009-06-30T18:51:00.000-07:00

YES! AFTER ALL THE LONG WAIT!! ITS FINALLY OVER!!! THE PARADOX GREEN UPDATE IS NOW UVALIBLE!!!! BWA HA HA HA!!!! IM DOWNLOADING IT NOW AS IM POSTING THIS!!!!!!!! ALL THE WAITING HAS FINALLY PAID OFF!!! GO DOWNLOAD IT NOW!!

one of my (and my favorite) custome made funkey

2009-06-23T18:09:00.000-07:00

hey again and like the tital says, here is one of my custome made funkeys! its Germ!

heh heh! yup hes my favorite. his game would be "dumpster diving", it would be the same as nibbles exept instead of pearls you get trash....or something.here is how his trophy would look like.

so those were my stuff for star ports custome funkey Germ.

super mario 64 2 S.S. e4 pics

2009-06-22T14:05:00.000-07:00

hello everyone and onece again this has nothing to do with funkeys but i thought i should put some pics of the beta game! so for the first time......here are some PICTURES of the upcoming computer game... "super mario..yada yada. im thinking ill just call it super mario pc sanity stars or something.

"heres mario oustide the castle."

"im thinking of making luigi a playible

charicter. well theres luigi in rainbow road."

and heres luigi in the "firey flash!" level.

well what ya think? its coming out pretty good! but theres a BIG possiblitlity that luigi wont make it into the final version of the game. so dont get your hopes up. oh and e4 is just this little thing like the e3 conventions. well comment if you think its looking good!

p.s. all the adds are going to the bottom of the blog.

adding adds to add.

2009-06-20T19:00:00.001-07:00

well, for free you can make an add for me to put here on my blog (even though it goes slow enough) . look im just saying because there is absalutly nothing to do. atleast during school i had something to do! (even though i bearly did any homework) so ya. i putting my own add of my comic book company "star port inc.) oh and the adds are free, you dont have to pay to add.
whelp my work is doen.
(WHEN IS PARADIX GREEN COMING! I THOUGHT IT SAID JUNE! JUNES ALMOST OVER!) so ya.
p.s. i found out its those games at the bottom that are making my blog slow, i bet no one plays them (including me...sometimes) so i'll remove them later.

the rest of my update. (ub funkeys update (my own that is part 3) )

2009-06-16T19:26:00.000-07:00

hmmmm like i said last time the zone could b the in-between. and angus is the mayer.
the adventure pack could be clone tinker, the henchman for that zone, maul, and angus.
hmmmmmmmm.....what else?, oh! necters game room would be "the hive" (hes a bee), mauls would be "forgotten toy box" (he looks like a lost teddy bear), ace is " the rocket" (hes a pilot), mulch's is er... "the recyclin bin" ?, tadds ( croaks, searusly, croak is a better name) "the lilly pad"and rastro's is " the crash site" (is xeners the crash site?) . well im done for now.

rick'ed rolled

2009-06-15T18:17:00.000-07:00

have you ever been rick rolled? its so iratating isnt it!!!!
well, lets see what peter griffen thinks about it...

mad!, arnt you! peter hates it.......i wonder what stuwie thinks about it......he he!

The next zone

2009-06-13T11:27:00.000-07:00

hey, i've had this on my mind for some time now, do you think that the next zone for paradox green will be the in-between? cause if you think about it, it kinda fits in with the paradox green funkeys! i wonder what the zone will be? hmmmmmm..................
maby........YA!.........IT IS!!! ITS THE........................................

Super Mario 64 2: Legends of the Sanity Stars

2009-06-09T17:28:00.000-07:00

this completley has nothing to do with funkeys, but with something called toads tool 64, and me downloading super mario 64 into my computer, I MADE UP MY OWN COMPUTER GAME! its still in its beta' stage (beta stage 0.1 to be exact) , but its looking preaty good! im going to make a video sneak peak in a while and put it up for FREE download on my blog when its complete!! i'll probily finish it by the end of summer vacation! so look forword for it!

see's you later's!

the problem.......WITH RAJ

2009-06-02T18:53:00.000-07:00

hey, have you ever noticed when playing as raj that one of his arms doesnt move? dont believe me? play as raj roght now! i'll give you a few minutes while i watch family matters............did you see it! its weird, dont you think? well i cant get a pic or a video right now. but i'll add it soon anough.

my last hero and villion.

2009-05-31T14:43:00.000-07:00

well, here are my last minute hero and villion for candy bar!

********************SILVER STAR******************

silver star, a wild wild west super hero!

and my last villion....

**********************************BERGE**************************

welp, i just waisted 2 post today. anyway, those are my new and last minute hero and villion!

coming soon to funkeyman.blogspot.com.......... the problem......WITH RAJ.
......you..you see! you see how i did a coming soon? i think im gonna do that from now on!

the dairy stops here!

2009-05-31T13:12:00.000-07:00

yesterday at wal mart i got, well first the ledgend of zelda phantom hourglass, and a rare berger! ya! so i finaly got to go to daydream oisis! oh, and hey, can someone tell me how much points you need to get the game in thr gameroom (i got he trophy) and the item? if you could thanks!

ub funkeys 1st commercial, beta and finished projects...

2009-05-22T20:17:00.000-07:00

its cool that i found paradox green hu? OF COURES! but did you know that funkeys wasnt always so great? when the first funkeys add came out, nobody iven wanted them....... it was so terable. but the add isnt what you think, it is not the commercial with deuece saying"will ub funkey?" instead it was the narater, but back then (2006, but ub funkeys came out 2007) u.b. funkeys wasnt iven the games name! it was just called fun-keys! alright, take a look at the first ub funkeys add that people wanted!

ah..., back then funkeys was kinda better than it is now, with all the updates now, its kinda fustrating! but its still better now!
now take a look at how ub, ....er i mean fun-keys, was like in its promo video......

scary, i know! (exadureation... or not....) see what funkeys was going to be like? ....... ive made my point here, where theres a video game, theres always the finished version, the planning, and .......the BETA! (theres alot of different meanings for beta, for video games, beta means first work on the game!) so there you have it.

PARADOX GREEN FOUND!!!!

2009-05-21T14:35:00.000-07:00

guess what! today i was looking for some funkeys to buy over the internet,.... AND I FOUND ACE AND MULCH!!!! BWA HA HA HA!!!! HERES A LINK AND A PICTURE! THE LOGO FOR SERIES FIVE IS FUNKTASTIC! AND I GOT THE DATE WHEN THEY ARE COMING OUT!! THEY ARE COMING OUT JUNE 2009! I JUST PRE ORDERD IT! by the way, they changed ubs circle where it sais f on his stomhic, instead of grey, its now orange!

link:http://entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=mtp4848aa#desc

picture...

****************************MULCH AND ACE!!!!***********************

and for fun, heres necter, tadd, rastro, and maul!

************************** Rastro Tadd (croak) Nectar Maul!!!!************

i think necter and maul are rare, or very rare in the picture...

ANY WAY YA! IM GONNA BE THE FIRST TO HAVE THE GAME CREATER FUNKEYS! (well one of the first anyway!)

my HERO

2009-05-19T15:17:00.000-07:00

okey dokey! heres my hero for candy bars contest! his name is"BASH" bash got his powers when the military where testing super human abilitys on him! he can fly, has strenght, and he can see through walls! here is.....

********************************BASH*************************

well, theres my hero and villion! hope i win!, YA!

my VILLION

2009-05-19T15:08:00.001-07:00

welp', heres my villion for candy bars contest, hope i win! his name is "MR. DR. PROFFESER SINISTER" he mutated after falling into a pot of radio active wast!

***********************MR DR PROFFESER SINISTER*************

he has a firey cape, a dead eye and horns! BWA HA HA HA (cough cough!)well, im also going to make a hero! hope its as good as this one! BYE!

ub funkeys update (my own that is!) part 2

2009-05-19T14:35:00.000-07:00

(WARNING!! SPOILER AHEAD FOR PEOPLE THAT HAVENT BEATIN SERIES 1!!)well another thing i was thinking for would be that master lox reaterns, but the whole time, it wasnt dr. tinker! it would be that a while back, dr tinker tried to make a funk-clone machine to clone funkeys! when the machine was finished, he tested it on himself, IT WORKED! but then the clone tinker turned evil, and locked up dr tinker in the parodox green zone! then when the clone dr tinker from series 1 tried stealing the gem shards, is when that clone turned disfigured! and so the plot of parodox green would be to save dr tinker from master lox a.k.a. clone tinker! what else, um..... well heres an update for the being able to see other players outside of chat houses. well what frogboy commented about in part 1 did make a good point, when he said that there would be a mob of players trying to get into portals and stores and gamerooms (he only said portals) but see, there would have to be a LINE like if you click on the portal, you would have to get in line (if there is already a line) to the portal/gameroom/store. so that clears that up., you know, i have alot more ideas, but i forgot them, and i gotta start on candy bars hero and villion
see's you's later's!

ub funkeys update (my own that is!)

2009-05-18T17:57:00.000-07:00

well, technechly this isnt my own, because its not real, but i made it up. so hope you guys like it!
well fist of all, in the hidden relm zone, the 4 hidden relm funkeys will not only have to go to the oni dojo, but they would have there own game rooms! theres enough space, i mean, havent you seen the map of hidden relm? there is so much extra space! next is that i think that the speed racer series should all be multiplayer! such as racer x rumble, one player would be racer x, and a nother would be a thug! chim chims cookie caper would be that one is chim chim and one is a ninja. also the race mini games from speed racer and cannon ball tailer and so on. next would be that when your walking in funkeys town, or magma gorege, or nightmare rift, or any zone, you could see other people playing walking around as well! how you can tell that they are real people playing is that there would be a circle indicating that you are clean under them, or they would be dirty. and you can chat outside to! but that chat houses have not been forgotin, the chat houses would be like safe houses, because that way, you wont have to run away from a henchman or a native or something. um thats it for now, i will continue this some other time, or and candy bar! dont worry, you hero and villion, are on the way!!

snakes, cannons, x's, and dressis, OH MY!

2009-05-16T16:55:00.000-07:00

WOO-HOO! today my dad was told by my mom to go- by food at the 99 cents store, and when we got there, in the toy section, there was, a big box filed with SPEED RACER FUNKEYS!!!! i couldnt believe it. i got all the different funkeys there was rare and regular trixies, rare and regular cannonball tailers, VERY RARE and regular snake oilers, and rare and regular racer x's!................................... I GOT THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they were only 8 bucks! so i got 8 funkeys, for the price of 2 at a regular store!!! im going to go back in a fur weeks when they restock in a nother series! so now in total, i use to have 15 funkeys, but now i have 23! as im posting this, i just finished beating there game rooms and getting there games and items...and stuff. i never noticed, because i've never seen it, but racer x's game is hard onece you get to the 2'nd round! i like trixies helocopter though! anyway...see you laters!

stage: BATTLE OF ORIGEN

2009-05-12T17:09:00.000-07:00

the great battle of kyogre, rayquazza, and groudon!!

***************************BATTLE OF ORIGEN******************** The description of the stage:

Don't know this place? This is the mysterious place in which land battled sea thousands of years ago, the location of the battle between Groudon and Kyogre! While the stage itself is simple in layout, the three legendary's of the Hoen region (Groudon, Kyogre, and Rayquazza) each have three attacks, some damage players, some affect movement, some even summon up whirlpools or tornadoes!

In-game battle snapshots:

whats left is pokemon stadiem!!

item: SHURIKEN

2009-05-12T17:02:00.000-07:00

this.............. is a ninja item, but its only here because of naruto being a charicter.

*****************************SHURIKEN**********************************Shuriken
Pick this item up, and then throw it at your enemies. Once thrown, it travels forwards in a perfectly straight line, doing moderate damage to anyone it hits along the way! If it hit's a wall, it sticks in for a moment, then falls to the ground, able to be thrown again.

shuriken, a japan weapan!!

SORA

2009-05-12T16:55:00.000-07:00

tell you the truth, im not that into kingdom hearts.

*******************************SORA*******************************

Sora's current special moves:
Standard Special: Cast Spell
Side Special: Keyblade Throw
Up Special: Glide
Down Special: Spell Select
Final Smash: Trinity Limit
Even at 14, the Keyblade wielding defeater of Heartless is a force to be reckoned with, especially at long range. His weight and jumping ability are both average, but he has superior speed on his side, and amazing horizontal recovery. Vertically is a very different story. Sora's specials involve cycling through different spells, so pick the one that best fits the fight at hand.
Sora's special moves
Cast Spell:
This move will cast whichever spell you have selected. There's three of them, so get to know each well.
--FIRAGRA--
Sora holds the keyblade up, and summons small fireballs, that fly out to the left and right of him. They aren't too powerful, and don't have much range, but they'll certainly stop an enemy in his tracks.
--THUNDAGRA--
The keyblade is pointed straight up, and a blast of lightning is shot directly upwards, dealing massive damage, but hardly budging the enemy.
--BLIZZAGRA--
After being swung forward, the keyblade releases a burst of ice, that goes for a decent range. It does fair damage, but it also freezes those struck by it!
Keyblade Throw:
Sora throws the keyblade! It moves in a straight line, and is not affected by gravity. It does quite a bit of damage and has an amazing range! Theres one more part to the attack...
It comes back like a boomerang!
Glide:
After swinging the keyblade in the air above him....
Sora lies himself horizontal, and starts to fly! Flying up will lose speed, and flying down will gain speed. Don't fly upwards to much, or you'll slow down so much that Sora falls!
Spell Change:
Using this move cycles through which spell is used for your standard special. Sora will flash the colour of the spell to indicate which attack has been selected.
Indicates Firagra.
Indicates Blizzagra.
Indicates Thundagra.
All the spells work differently, so make sure you learn to change spells according to the situation.

im really, not into kingdom hearts!, im not saying its a bad game, but....

KANE DALI AND BANDIT!!!!

2009-05-10T13:05:00.000-07:00

I CANT BELIVE THESE VIDEOS!!!!! SOMEONE PLAYING AS KANE DALI AND BANDIT!

NOW ALL THATS MISSING IS GOYA AND TAEJO!

adventure mode: THE FLASH OF SHADOWS

2009-05-10T12:28:00.000-07:00

the name's kinda' serias!

Fourty-Five characters, each with their own side of the story...
Many villans, hidden in shadow...Four parts to an epic storyline, with twists at every corner...
One amazing, side-scrolling, platforming adventure! This is............

just as "super smash bros. brawls" "the sub space embissary" , super smash flash 2 as well has a adventure mode to pick a bone on you! this isnt just a game now!

go on gorges adventures as you parnter

up with a nother charicter!

the adventure will be tough!, but you can do it!

found my funkeys!

2009-05-09T16:06:00.000-07:00

alrighty! i found my funkeys! they were hidden deep within my closet! im gessing frogboy 96 was right when he commented about how maby a brother or sister hid it! oh well! anyway, i just wanted to say im happy i found them! p.s. dont you think parodox green is getting really dealade? something tells me they might be gone for alot more than how much we have waited.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-05-06T14:47:00.001-07:00

HOW COULD THIS OF HAPPEND?!?!?!?!?! I LOST ALL OF MY FUNKEYS!!!!!!!
SEE THEY WERE IN THIS BAG THAT I KEEP THEM IN, BUT THEN I WAS GOING TO GET THEM TO USE EM' , BUT THEY WERENT THERE!!!!!!!! THE SEACH IS STILL GOING ON AS IM POSTING THIS,....... SO PLEASE!!!! I DONT KNOW HOW THEY GOT LOST, JUST PLEASE WISH ME LUCK!!

(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!)

stage: YOSHI'S ISLAND

2009-05-05T16:17:00.000-07:00

ahhhhhhhhhhhh.................. super mario advanced 3........ or the super nintendo version!

**************************YOSHI'S ISLAND*****************************

The description of the stage:
This stage appears as simple as it gets: a single platform with another one above it. But without long distances or obstacles between you and the opponent, battles are fast and furious. Also, the top platform tilts back and forth slightly, and every now and again, an extra platform rises out of nowhere supported by a ghost.

In-game battle snapshots:

yoshis island's not so peacfull anymore!!!!

item: SMASH BUMPER

2009-05-04T17:04:00.000-07:00

fal-la-la-la-la-ed!....................................any ja-ways.......... wait?, isnt this item from super smash bros 64?..........

****************************SMASH BUMPER**************************

A familiar item, the bumper is reminicant of something you'd find in a pinball machine. Throw it at a wall, a roof, the floor, even the air, and it'll stick there, bouncing all that touch it a massive distance! Although making its first apperince in "Super Smash Bros." for the "n64", it still was great enough to make it in "Super Smash Flash 2"!

and didnt the flipper from "super smash bros melee" take its place?

NARUTO

2009-05-03T13:30:00.000-07:00

hmmmm..... if only i can wach "naruto shippuden" in english. :( atleast i can wach it subtitald,

***********************************NARUTO**********************************

Naruto's current special moves:
Standard Special: Rasengan
Side Special: Rasengan Shuriken
Up Special: Rising Kunai Slash
Down Special: Rasengan Smash
Final Smash: Kyuubi Form
Simple and stupid, but that's what makes him so fun to play as! Naruto keeps the best part of his demon fox heritage, and his specials are mainly variations of Rasengan. He jumps high, and speeds through with a decent amount of strength. The range on some of those attacks are brilliant. Naruto's weakness comes in his lack of recovery and weight.

Naruto's special moves
Rasengan:
Raengan is a highly powerful technique with a fair range to it!
Naruto grows the sphere in his hand at an alarming rate.
And hurls it forward! The move deals major damage already, but if used along the ground:
A massive dust cloud follows behind it! The cloud does damage, AND sucks foes along with it. Remember, as the attack moves forwards, the sphere grows in size.
Rasengan Shuriken:
You probably think that this is similar to Rasengan. Well, it sort of is, but there's a slight difference:
The attack has a shape like a shuriken star! It has infinite range, unlike the normal Rasengan, but is nowhere near as powerful.
Rising Kunai Slash:
What's a Kunai? It's a small knife-like weapon used by ninjas.
Naruto jumps upwards and slashes with a Kunai at the same time!
It may seem like the attack does little damage, but it's possible to damage the foes quite a bit with this move! The trick is to hit them with the right part of the attack.
See what happens if you time it well?
Rasengan Smash:
A third variation of Rasengan. This time, Naruto uses the attack on the ground directly below him.
This of course creates a large explosion! It'll do more damage if your opponents are right next to you.
i can think of lee being hear, cant i?

three videos, just for fun!

2009-05-02T12:48:00.000-07:00

alright, im just going to post two videos , well, for fun!
the first one is "ultamit showdown". its a real good music video! very funny!
the second one will be er,.... the "super smash bros brawl promo video"!
ok, so first is ultamit showdown. BUT WARNING!!!!!!
THERE IS ANIMATED BLOOD, A LITTEL BIT OF SERTIN SPEECH SUCH AS A** AND B****! AND ER..... OTHER STUFF THAT I CANT REALLY SAY HERE.(THEY DONT SHOW THOUGH, SO THANK GOD!!!!)
(BUT HEY!, IM TWELVE, AND I CAN HANDLE IT!) SO IF ANYONE THAT CAN NOT!!!, SEE THAT, SHOULD NOT PRESS PLAY ON ULTAMIT SHOWDOWN!!!!!
(ESPECIALY IF YOUR SCARED OF EVERY SINGLE POWER RANGER AND BATMAN!!! LOL!)so heres ultamit showdown!! BUT REMEMBER!!, YOU WERE WARNED!!!!

okay next is the ssbb promo video!! (love this game!!!!!!!!! but not like its my life!, im not edicted!) if you havent even herd of this video game series, you should concider waching videos.

yes this is cool, but can you handle the commercial for the 1st smash bros game?
WELL HERE IT IS!!!!

alright, well thats all, i just posted these because i had nothing to do.well se you later!!

and if anyone was offended in anyway by "ultamit showdown", please leave a comment.

ICHIGO

2009-04-30T15:06:00.000-07:00

more and more anime,.................................GREAT!!!

**********************************ICHIGO******************************************Ichigo's current special moves:
Standard Special: Getsuga Tenshou
Side Special: Engetsuzan
Up Special: Kouteiki Toushin
Down Special: Down Swipe
Final Smash: Bankai Transformation
Ichigo is a rare human that possesses spiritual power, so naturally his attacks are going to pack some punch. Offense is his strength, powerful, fast, and heavy enough to last a while. The battle is best kept on the ground though, as both aerial mobility and recovery are seriously lacking, even with a move as nice as the Kouteiki Toushin.
Ichigo's special moves
Getsuga Tenshou:
This is Ichigo's special power taught to him by his master, Urahara.
First he needs to charge up the attack. It may take some time.
Then he fires a energy slash at his enemies!
When in Mid-power, it's a good attack, but in full power, it's an attack that MUST be avoided.
Engetsuzan:
It's a combination of Flash Step and a Slash Attack.
If you need to move somewhere quickly, you can always use this.
Zoom! He dashes forwards at incredible speed!
Then the attack is ended with a powerful swipe.
It can really take people by surprise!
Kouteiki Toushin:
Ichigo spins his blade above his head! Now, while this can deal some damage, this isn't the attacks true use.
This is! That's right, Ichigo can use his sword like a propeller and fly! It gives him an amazing horizontal recovery, but lacks vertically.
Down Swipe:
Ichigo does a little hop and hits the ground. It's not even very powerful. But what happens if we use it in the air?
That's more like it! Ichigo drops at high speeds towards the ground.
SLAM! Now that's got some power to it!
The further Ichigo falls before hitting his target, the more damage the attack does.

but isnt bleach for 18 years and up?

item: DICE

2009-04-30T14:46:00.000-07:00

dont get dead eye!!!
***************************************DICE****************************************
What do you do with dice? You roll them! Pick up the dice and throw them, and it'll land on a number from 1-6. The higher the number, the more it helps you! For example, a one gives you 20%, while a 6 gives everyone else 50%!

SONIC

2009-04-29T18:41:00.000-07:00

holy shit! nintendo and sega working together?!?!?, talk about worlds coliding!!!!!

**************************************SONIC***************************************

Sonic's current special moves:
Standard Special: Homing Attack
Side Special: Spin Dash
Up Special: Spring
Down Special: Spin Charge
Final Smash: Super Sonic

Sonic is, and always has been, about one thing. SPEED. Our blue boy has it in spades. The obvious aside, the Spring Jump provides a massive height advantage to aid in recovery. Decent strength, though nothing to gloat about. Sonic is also light enough to need to worry about defeat even at a low percentage.
Sonic's special moves
Homing Attack:
First, Sonic rises into the air, spinning in a ball. Then,
He homes in on the nearest enemy! (Currently, he also homes in on close-by smash balls. Whether this should remain in the game is being debated)
Spin Dash:
Sonic rolls into a ball to charge. Charging in the air slows your descent.
After you release the charge, sonic shoots forwards at incredible speed! The damage done and the distance traveled depend on the length of time charged.
Spring:

A great recovery move! A spring alike those from most sonic games appears under Sonic and launches him high into the air!

Spin Charge:

When this attack is still being charged, it looks something alike spin dash. (Sonics side special move)
But when you finish charging, instead of shooting forwards, you can control sonic in ball-form for a short time! You can jump around while doing this, (although it makes it end quicker), and ramming someone can even give them a bit of damage along the way! The longer you charge, the longer you can remain in this form.

still stuns me today!!! who ever thought that nintendo and sega!! a.k.a. mario & sonic at olimpics, ssbb ,ssf1, and now this!

GOKU

2009-04-29T18:17:00.000-07:00

that is right, an anime charicter joins the fray with dragon balls in hand!!!!!!

*****************************************GOKU***************************************Goku's current special moves:
Standard Special: Kamehameha
Side Special: Rapid Ki Blasts
Up Special: Instant Transmission
Down Special: Energy Release
Final Smash: Super Saiyan
To many anime fans, Son Goku needs no introduction. He's always shown few weaknesses, and now is no exception. He's almost classifiable as balanced, but a little on the tank side. Strong, heavy, and with an acceptable attack range. The Sayain's one Achilles Heel may be his slight lack of recovery capabilities, and he's a tad on the slow side.
Goku's special moves.
Kamehameha:
Goku's signature move is obviously going to be one of his special moves.
First Goku starts charging energy in his hand...
And then fires all that energy in one blast!
But what's more is that the beam has infinite range! Unfortunately, it does weaken over distance.
Rapid Ki Blasts:
He is also able to fire small blasts of energy.
He thrusts his palm forwards and unleashes a medium range blast.
And then he quickly follows up with a second one! These little blasts are both quick, and quite powerful.
Instant Transmission:
Goku peforms a jump kick that sends the enemy straight up.
Then turns into a blur, as he zooms upwards at impossible speeds.
When he reappears, he is a fair bit higher up. This can help with recovery.
Finally, Goku delivers a second kick to the enemy that was kicked upwards earlier. Remember, that all this happens quite quickly, so you might not notice both kicks.
Energy Release:
When being attacked from all sides, this is the move to use. It releases a short-range energy blast around Goku, that does damage, and sends opponents away. The important thing to remember is that the longer you have been fighting, the more powerful this move becomes.

what a smash out!!!!!

smash flash 2 news. MARIO

2009-04-29T17:48:00.000-07:00

hey guys, its been a while hasn't it? well i decided i'm going to not only post funkeys, but im going to post news about the upcoming free flash p.c. game, super smash flash 2, and if you havint noticed, i have a demo of the game at the bottom of my blog as part of the arcade. im still gonna' post about funkeys, just that im gonna' post this to! well here is the first formed charicter. ***************************************MARIO**************************************

Mario's current special moves:
Standard Special: Fireball Side Special: Cape Up Special: Super Jump Punch
Down Special: Star Spin
Final Smash: Fire Mario
A Smash Brothers game without Mario wouldn't be SmashBrothers at all! The fire wielding plumber is not surprisingly the most balanced character in the game. His smash attacks make it clear that he packs quite a punch, and has a good mix of both: speed, and weight enough to stick around. His jump is, like always, higher then normal.
Mario's Final Smash: Fire Mario
Introduction:
In Super Mario Brothers, Mario could use a fire flower to gain the ability to throw fireballs. Ever since, Mario has always been associated with fire, so in his final smash, we decided to take that to the next level!
Sequence of events:
Description:
After the transformation, all of Mario's attacks change to a slightly altered, more firey version of the original move. For example, what was once the Super Jump Punch, becomes the Fire Jump Punch. He also gains more speed and jumping capabilites in this form. He stays like this for a short time, before he returns back into normal Mario. He also turns back into Mario if he fully charges and releases his Standard Special, the Mega Fireball.

oh and if you dont know what super smash flash 1 0r 2 is, heres a teaser trailer of smash flash 2 in its earliest stage of procces!

the video mest up, so its at the top!

sorry.......... :(

2009-04-20T18:47:00.000-07:00

sorry for not being at the rewind chat like i said i would! but i had to go somewhere at the time, so this is the REAL time!!, if you still want to go anyway <:

so hear is the better poster! i updated it a while back, just never got the chance to post it!!

last times post improvments, you know just call it party improvments! :D

2009-04-16T12:50:00.000-07:00

okay so since today is the party at rewind chat, at 3:00 pm 5:00 pm, so i will be DOT5 , and i live in desert hot springs, so i tink its located in north america, so ya!ont forget! 3 pm - 5 pm!

ONE DAY PARTY AT THE REWIND CHAT!!!

2009-04-15T17:17:00.000-07:00

alright you guys!!!, thursday april 16 2009, at the rewind chat, there will be, A PARTY!!!!......sort of, well this is my first time hoasting a party online so it will be kinda- good!

tell everyone who has a rewind!!!!

look at the poster for more details,.. SEE YOU THERE!!!!

review for review!

2009-04-13T11:01:00.000-07:00

you know you guys should go to flagsters review blog! heres his link... http://freviews-flagster.blogspot.com ! you guys should check it out!

diarrhea since easter (s)! lol! happy easter!

2009-04-12T09:48:00.000-07:00

this is just a little post to go along with today! happy EASTER! lol!!!!! oh ya, just let the video load while playing the video, it does thta for some reason!

an olimars best freind!

2009-04-08T14:41:00.000-07:00

when captain falcon challenges olimar to a dance off (and sadly looses!) he sees that he has no freinds! but all of that is going to change when a red pikmin comes around!!

oh and by the way! to turn off the music from the games super mario sunshine 64, and raiden x!!!, just wait for them to load and do the following,.. for raiden x go to settings and go to sound and turn it way down! for sunshine 64, go to file 1 and stand outside of the castle.

FUNK-CONTEST!!

2009-04-06T20:14:00.000-07:00

HEY GUYS!, theres a new contest in town!!, lets see who can make up the best funkey! some of you have already made one, but they WILL be aloud, but you must also make a completley new funkey to go along with your aridginal thuoght up funkey. (sorry!) any way, there will be 2 1st place winners, 3 2nd place winners, and 4 3rd place winners.

first placde winners will get, errr, ... some cheat codes for 3 games!!! 2nd place winners will get the location of the best place to get ummmm,...... look ive never made a contest so this is kinda' hard, 2nd place winners will get .......... funkey cheats and only 1 list of cheats for there favorit game. and lastly 3rd place winners will recive A HOME VERSION OF THIS GAME,.. na na , just kidding!, 3rd place will get hints only. LOOK I DONT KNOW ALRIGHT!, THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST! MABY the next will have beter prizes. IM DOING THE BEST I CAN!

do your best everyone!

new post,.......for new post!

2009-04-04T20:08:00.000-07:00

um,.. ya . im just posting this because there is nothing for me to do enymore ESPEACIALY funkeys. i mean there is nothing to do anymore on that game.i am playing banjo-kazooie and banjo-tooie for the nintendo 64 along with my friend (who stoll my name!!!! i wont tell his real name though BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! he told me not to, thats why he stole mine!) anyway do you guys have anything intrasting to do? or are you like me right now?

my latest post & first chat pack!

2009-03-28T11:23:00.000-07:00

hey guys!, sorry i havent posted for a long time! been busy with platinum and my TWO NEW FUNKEYS! thats right! i got two new funkeys from a chat pack! i got the rewind chat pack whitch comes with a vroom!by the way, sorry i havent posted for a long, long, long, long, long, long, logn etc time.

he he ,... YA !

who likes an arcade? anyone, anyone?

2009-03-20T19:11:00.000-07:00

alright! if you havent already noticed, i made the bottom of my blog an arcade room!
you can play them when you want, how you want!!!!!!im still looking for some FUN games, i found a couple.anyway, ........................................................HAVE FUN AT THE ARCADE!!!!!!!!
this reaminds me,........... my funktastic name is DOT5.

my made up funkeys and upcoming subliminal messiges funkeys!

2009-03-18T16:26:00.000-07:00

hey i just found this messige from an old poster of parodox green, and i found some intresting looking funkeys!

first of, i have circled the funkeys I have never seen before,

there is some sport funkeys there too!!i think the sport funkeys would be

SPORTS FUNK

any way ENJOY!!!!!

by the way, here are some of my funkeys i came up with!!!!

YOU WELCOME!!!!

Dot veriaty's to come on ta' markets soon

2009-03-15T12:48:00.000-07:00

i dont know if this is new or old, but i just found out that ub funkey dot "WILL" be realesed to the public! but not the ordinary dot figure.... some of you where wondering what the different colers of dot where for, well it is because the yellow and green dots are going to be realesed first!

*****************my sorce****-youtube.com-**ubfunkeysthespeakeasy-**and so on.

Unieke funkey name a froud?, or problem?, or bug?

2009-03-09T17:44:00.000-07:00

as some of you know from one of my last post, i could not get in my file in funkeys because i made myself a unieke (misspelled, i know!) funkey name.and if some of u are wondering why i still get funkeys, it is because i made a new file. any way, i read in one of robyns (a.k.a. ubf mom) old post that to not make a funkey name until july 12, 2008! but it is 2009 right now!and it was in febuary 08 when i made a ''funk-tastic name'', but i was kept out! i thought she said that mattle said that it should be fixed by july 12 08!!! what the ****!

huh.... im over reacting, but still!, its true!

ah, ohwell. im just gonna' have to call mattle for the first time. (gulp!)

if any of you know how to fix this podickomint, please comment!

.............................................................. thanks for your time.

.....oh heres a pic of ................THE FLASH!!! if you want to see it.

DRAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!which means NEW ADVENTURE PACK!

2009-03-04T18:29:00.000-08:00

HEY I JUST FOUND PROOF FOR A SPEED RACER ADVENTURE PACK!

see the picture of drag?!?!?!its right there!!!

see it?, see it?!?!?!?!...SEE IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

........(HA HA HA HA!!!!) (couph)

hm-mmmm, sorry for over reacting. hmmmmmm......a drag realated to drift?

hm-hm, fasinating!

.........................................................................................................................................................................

......................... (bwa-ha-ha-ha!!!)

and you know what, here are some other pics of speed racer adventure packs!

sol and super smash flash

2009-02-28T08:05:00.000-08:00

as some of you know from one of my last post, i am in a posation of a sol funkey! but for some reason, it does not work. i mean, it does work, like when i put it in the ub hub, but i mean playing his game, sunshine links! when i go and stand on the circle to play his or her game, all it sais is ''get ready to play sunshine links!'' but the game just freezes there! i can still leave sols game, but i cant play sunshine links!someone help me with this problem. =(

oh!, by the way, have you seen the bottom of my blog lately?because if you havent, i just got two new widgits!super smash flash, and super smash flash 2 demo! you can play the games!if you dont know how to play, there are instructions on the games.

bomble x yeti = ?

2009-02-24T15:01:00.000-08:00

hey why is bomble called yeti on his hidden relm box, when everyone calls him bomble?
see, if someone has or getting a bomble, before opening its box, look at its name.... it sais yeti!
is it a typo or something?

FOUR NEW FUNKEY FAMILY MEMBERS!!!

2009-02-21T20:02:00.000-08:00

Whoo-hooo!!! today i went funkey hunting at target and came home a lucky boy!!!, i got a funkiki island adventure pack!!!! yes my first funkiki funkeys!!!from the adventure pack i got as you all know what comes with them, sol, pinaple king, native, and jerry!!!now all i need from funkiki are webly, flurry, rewind, and nibble!!!!my dad said we are going again tomorow!!!wish me luck until then!!!!!!

(oh-ya!, because of them, i was able to beat hidden relm without any hidden relm funkeys!!!)

ed, edd, n, eddy's big picture show!

2009-02-21T10:28:00.000-08:00

i know this has nothing to do with funkeys, but if you are a ed, edd, n, eddy fan like me, they are making a ed, edd, n, eddy movie called ed, edd, n, eddys big picture show! its about the eds looking for eddys older brother in the biggest scam yet!

its supposed to come out this year! i cant wait!!!!!!!!

still waiting for someone to help me with the post bellow.

NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS TO ME!!!!

2009-02-20T14:44:00.001-08:00

MAN!!!! i cant log back into u.b. funkeys!!!! i know i just put up a post but when i put on the last post, my sister said if she can use the computer to do homework, so i let her.when she was done i got back on and tried to log in, but when i put in my password, it said ''incorect password.''

please someone help me and soon, i just got dream state working!!!! its as if i was never met to play in nightmare rift or daydream oaises!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE HELP SOON!!!!!!!

dream state and 4.5 working for me!!!!!!

2009-02-20T13:50:00.000-08:00

as most of you know, i was one of the only people to not have dream state working, but just yesterday i fixed the problem!!!!, but it was late night, i couldn't post it. now my Mayer sayso, master lox, drift, and henchman are working!!!but when i went to play today, it said checking for update as usual..., but then it said master lox is messing around with the system.so know i have to wait for mattle to fix thier problem to use other stuff such as chat funkeys.

oh by the way! me and my dad are going to kmart today!!! wish me luck to see if i get a new member to my funkeys!

tague and speed racer 2 secret!!

2009-02-17T15:10:00.000-08:00

i recently (by recently i mean along time ago.) just found out the reason why speed racer 2 and tague havent come out yet, its because they are the speed racer series 2nd wave! they havent come out because the 2nd wave always comes out alot later then the first wave!

which means there is only a matter of time before they come out!!!
if you do not belive me, go to wikipedia.org and type in ub funkeys, it will say all the funkeys (exept for bandit) so far.

................................i found it out!!!!!!!!!!!!

family guy - star wars 2

2009-02-15T14:17:00.000-08:00

hey, i know this has nothing to do with funkeys, but if you are a family guy fan like me, they are making a family guy star wars episode 2 called ''Something something somthing dark side''. i forgot whens it coming out though, i hope its soon.

in the tridition of it coming out, i am going to put the family guy - star wars episode on the right.feel free to watch it!

speed racer, dream state, and hidden relm adventure packs.

2009-02-13T15:49:00.000-08:00

okay, so there have been rumers of a speed racer adventure pack, dream state adventure pack, and hidden relm adventure pack.

the funkeys i think are going to be in the speed racer adventure pack are, rolingten, drag, thug, con, trixie, and spiel (spiel is from the speed racer storyline introduction along side gabby).

the dream state adventure pack might contain marshal, ptep, goya, and dali.

the hidden relm adventure pack will contain oni, king sidd, kane, and bomble.

these are predictions of the adventure packs for those series, hopefully coming out soon.
if you agree with my predictions, leave a comment &\or vote on the poll on the right.

pikmin 3

2009-02-09T10:01:00.000-08:00

hey, im a big fan of the pikmin video game series, and i know for a fact that theres going to be a pikmin 3 coming this year for the wii after the re-realise's of pikmin 1 & 2.here, if you do not know what pikmin is, here are some pictures of some charicters.

there is a lot more, but its going to take to long.

Everything going green...paridox green

2009-02-08T09:34:00.000-08:00

God. every things going green including ub funkeys!, paridox green! they've made a recycle funkey!im not saying its a bad thing, its just, wow!everything is wanting to give a messige about global warming!its not bad, its great actuly!, i even go for the idea, its a cool idea.first nick, then nicktoons, and now this!

blog on the loose

2009-02-05T16:44:00.000-08:00

there is a new blog that someone made that i just joined. its really good for a start. i think his name is funkey stuffa.you should go and visit it some time.

HOLLY ****** GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-02-04T14:32:00.000-08:00

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!, OVER $300.00 FOR ONE UB FUNKEY DOT?!?!?!?!?! THATS OUTRAGES! WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND WOULD DO THAT?!?!? I MEAN LIKE WHAT THE HECK DUDE!!!!!!!!
if you agree with me, vote on the poll on the right.

Past the 4.5 update. (ub funkeys)

2009-02-01T14:24:00.000-08:00

hey, if you cant get the 4.5 update , what if you get a instulation cd (such as hidden relm.), would the 4.5 (dream state ) start to work?

hmmmm!!!!

2009-01-31T20:22:00.000-08:00

wellp, i only have two followers STILL! come on people spread my blog out to your followers!!!!!!!!!!!

COME ON GUYS!!!!!!!!(not tring to be rude though.)

My dog sombra

2009-01-31T16:31:00.000-08:00

hey this is my dog sombra (translated in english her name is shadow) this is a pic of her a fue 2 months ago but we got her 2 years ago. shes half chiwawa, half one of those dogs with long hair.